Fifty Shades Darker

Fifty Shades Better.
What? When you go to the movies as frequency as I do you run a small pool of movies you can see. Tried to avoid this one as long as I could but it came a time when this was it.
I went in with low hopes but have to admit that from the jump off I had a feeling that I was going to like this better than the first one.  That might not be saying much as it does take a while for the movie to pump up. Like the first movie, most of the film is about the sick sexual relationship between Christian and the stupidly name Anesthesia Steele have, but as the movie progress new elements start to pop up in the film that give it this night time soap opera feel which I’m a little embarrassed to say was pleasurable to watch.
One of Christian’s ex-bitches, and I do mean bitches cause that’s be real, that’s the game being played here, starts stalking Anesthesia who just started a new job as an assistant to a book editor, a man who obviously has a thing for Ana and does not like Christian who returns the animosity, but Christian is more about controlling his bitch and Ana’s all like I’m not a bitch, and Christian who wants to see Ana as not his bitch tries and stumbles like when Christian tries to introduce Ana to the woman that made him her bitch, played by Kim Basinger, and this bitch does not think Ana is bitch enough to keep Christian’s bitch ass in check like he needs.

I mean it’s just as dumb as the first movie that acts as a stupid music video for all the sex scenes in the movie that did not really turn me own as much as made me laugh, but did like a lot of the melodrama going on.