Two Head Shark Attack

I actually watched these movies out of order. I’m sure I’ve seen three headed shark attack first and then six Headed Shark Attack and I think Two Head is what the first one? Watching it in that order I feel Two Head Shark Attack is not as scary. For me I need six heads to strike fear in my soul.

It does not help that the acting was God awful in this. I’m not comparing Carmen Elektra to Meryll Streep or anything, but I’ve seen her do better (at least I think so). In fact, Carmen did not do much of anything in this film. It was strange. Obviously, she got the job because she was a D list celebrity they could put on the poster, but I could not even say she was phoning in her performance she really did not need to be there. Don’t mean to shit on her cause I hope she got a truck full of money for less than a day’s work.

While Charlie O’Connell got second billing in this film Brooke Hogan was doing the heavy lifting (possibly making the less money doing it), but she was fun to look at being in a bikini top the whole time with a chest as wide as her dad’s.

The death scenes were very standard, allowing for that Corman cheapness he legendary for, but next time he needs to find some actors who can deliver the lines as if they are being chased by a Two headed shark.