Modern Vampires

This was God awful!

That should be no surprise to me. Despite being hot in the 1990s, Casper Van Dean in any leading role met that the film was going straight to video. Yet still, I saw names like Kim Cattrall, Craig Fergusen and Nastasha Lyonne and thought it may be of a higher quality. What I failed to realize when selecting this flick is that it was made in 1998. Cattrall was a name that people would know at that time, but I think Sex and the City premiered the same year, and most likely Kim did this trash before getting her super star part. Same with both Fergusen and Lyonne who were definitely not anywhere near household names. This movie is only evidence of how long that can take.

It was dumb. It could have been better, but it could not have been worse. It was trying to be dark and funny at the same time and truly failed at both. Plus, there were a few scenes that combined both racism and sexism in a way that just messes me up right now.

Talk about a film that can get lost forever as far as I’m concern.