Bikini Hotel
Alright. Starts off with plenty of times to show boobs but they never go there. This movie is trying to be more funny than sexy and they’re trying to do it without boobs.
Well, it has its moments of fun.
There was a soft-core porn show that came on showtime starting Samantha Phillips, who successfully pulled herself out of the soft-core porn industry for a spell to become a talk show host on one of those shows like The View (and on a major network to boot). Anyway, the show has a similar plot as this movie. A sister and her brother are trying to climb out of “the ghetto” they live in, and I know California has some depressing places to live but it’s hard to phantom anyone is too bumped on being on the low end of society when you live on the beach. Anyway, a distant relative comes along to give these young people a chance to become responsible adults by flourishing in running a hotel. In the movie’s case the hotel was the last will and testament from sister’s dad (brother has a different father who does not have a hotel).
It’s the ultimate cliche of a movie with the title bikini. Have you ever seen a movie with the title bikini that could be taken seriously?
Unless these ladies got a documentary about their kicking assness
It’s a Porky’s like comedy (that needed far more naked girls to overcome its lack of actual funny moments) one responsible kid (this movie is original because it’s a woman that plays this kid) and two irresponsible brain-dead horn dogs and these three white kids (actually two white kids the third is brown skin) luck into getting to manage their own hotel, but they have a challenge from A far more upscale hotel right across the street that’s equally youth orientated but far more privileged owners wish to eliminate the competition to secure his heritage. of course, the best way to beat these kids is to start a hotel that specializes in bikini clad women doing all the housekeeping duties which draws horny men who pay a lot for that (As a man, I would love to say that it surprises me what men will pay for and to be honest only man who can’t afford it would be surprised at all).
It’s funny, Julie Strain is the biggest star in them film even appearing on the cover of the DVD box or VHS box. Yet this is not her story at all. She’s not the main character HH North is, who some of you might know from the attack of the 50-foot centerfold. Nowhere near the b movie queen Strain is but she is the main protagonist while Juile, in this movie seems like an expensive cameo, sense you are using her image alone to get people to watch (worth the cash I guess).
Now I know I sound like a complete horn dog myself (cause I am), but I really don’t see the point of this movie if it’s PG-13. I mean I can show this film on commercial television. At the time that this film was made that would have been a complete and other waste. My guess is that once again the only copy I could find on amazon was a PG-13 version. I’m guessing if I pay more cash, I can get the R rated version which considering how formulated and shitty the story is, why would I anyone want to watch the one without nudity.
