The Doll
Oh shit! Ron Jeremy is in this!?
It’s petty much just a cameo but after watching the documentary, Porn Star: the legend of Ron Jeremy, I know the great lengths he goes though to do these cameos and knowing that makes it more cool. It’s just cool to see him randomly pop up in shit.
Heavy Metal is so intertwine with horror movies. If you can’t shock me, frighten me, or scare me than you have to rock me. It interesting how these really low Budget b-horror movies tend to really stick to this formula. Every other scene is loaded with some band that I may not have herd of If not for the fact that I saw the movie. It’s like the filmmaker just had a bunch of buddies who was in this band and just said hey come and be on the soundtrack.
Wrapping my head around this story seems really nasty. The story is about two roommates. One is the guy who owns the place and the other is the perfect bad roommate, so bad he causes a rift between the guy whose letting him stay there and his girlfriend( in fairness if you are living with a guy who has a Jacuzzi you have to bring as many ladies over to chill in it as you possible can. That should be a house rule). The way this dude thinks to make up for his wrong is but renting out a Russian mail order sex doll.
Key word here is renting. I have herd about people who rent sex dolls and think to myself that seems unsanitary to do. Women go through a lot to keep their privates fresh and clean, expecting a man to keep a sex doll clean enough so that another man can use it is asking too much from a person who will give little effort, but I guess if your lonely?
Oh, but as the movie goes along I realize that she’s not made of plastic (or not entirely) and she seems built to kill. I know this girl playing the doll. She’s the woman who spent mad money to become a life size Barbie doll. Well she definitely looks like it. It’s hard to tell weather she is a sex doll or an actual person so I might still be right about the sex doll thing.
I actually think it’s kinda cool this chick is making a living off her looks. She’s not an actress but she makes a good gimmick with the whole human sex doll thing. It works, but it is so weird to watch this woman cause she really looks like a human Barbie. I mean when she’s standing fully still I don’t even know the difference.
Anyway, as a horror film the gimmick of the human Barbie and the heavy metal music (Plus the cameo form Ron Jeremy) makes for a movie that seems interesting from beginning to end, but as a horror movie it stinks. I’m not scared or impressed with any of the elements that make this a horror movie only the gimmicks that they added to the movie, but watching the human Barbie stand there looking like a doll is very creepy.
