Three on a Meathook

Well, I counted more than three.

Has editing come that far thanks to technology? Three on a Meathook was one of those bad movies that was made from bad stock. You can tell how cheap the film is, not just from the quality of the film but also the constant jump cuts.  Maybe I’m being harsh cause we live in a digital age, but it’s so can take you out of the mood oddly when a character is on one side of the room than they magically teleport to a different part of the room. not only that but the sound cuts out as well. Oh well, people make fun of it now and it has become a standard for what we think of in the style of campy horror films (It’s like when the lips don’t match the voice coming out of it in a old kung fu flick)

Well, Three on a Meathook is a badly put together horror movie about a farm boy who thinks he’s a slasher after four (note I said four), girls he picked up on the side of the road end up brutally slaughtered on his farm. Trying to convince himself that he’s all better, he ends up picking up two more women to prove he can go a night without slashing.

So technically that’s at least five on the meathook, so the title is misleading. It’s a good story with a surprise twist, and despite the poor film production, it does seem to entertain me. good for some interesting laughs.