Milfs Vs. Zombies
So I got me a subscription to Amazon Prime and I’m trying to watch movies that I can’t see on Netflix. One of those movies is MILFS vs. Zombies. I don’t know why this horror parody was saved on my Netflix queue, but I found it on Amazon, so I watched it.
Not a bad movie to watch, not bad at all. It’s a zombie movie on the lowest possible budget ever.
It’s one of those bad movies that’s made to be bad purposely (It’s almost like Bad movies are a genre on it’s own and this movie is a part of it).
It’s loaded with a bunch of geek trivia that’s humorous because it’s so Trivial.
But that’s talk about the best part of the movie…The Nudity. Tit’s galore in this mutha. Anything you can possible find wrong with this movie is made up for do to lots of good old fashion boob shots. It’s like Roger Corman said “It needs more nudity” (Now I’m doing the geek references)
It seems like they spent the budget on naked chicks (I know, what the fuck am I talking about? you can never spend too much money on naked chicks).
I rarely have seen a Zombie movie I did not like, and of course the large amount of bare chested ladies makes it impossible for me to say that this movie is not a good Zombie movie, but I will say that The Milfs most definitely won this battle over the Zombies by a landslide.
It’s not even about that lack of Zombie make up or the shitty flesh eating effects, I’m prepared for that. I was also prepared for a group of MILFs to kill or get killed by a army of the undead, but I did not get that really, not on any level I was prepared for. Like I said the movie tried too hard to be a humorous Horror film in the same make as a Troma pic (I say that cause the legendary Lloyd Kaufman who runs Troma makes a cameo as one of many people who talks about the Zombie Apocalypse that we never fully see( I also say that because of the kick-ass rock soundtrack that littered this fucker).
I’m pretty sure this was on my Netflix queue because I was sure that it was going to have a large amount of big boobs, which I love. It’s also a pretty funny movie to wacth and even had a few great slapstick moments and some great music, but as for the Zombie part, If that’s the reason you would have it on your Netflix Queue, than take it off.
