Kindergarten cop 2

It’s weird that they got Dolph Lundgren to replace  Arnold Schwarzenegger,  considering the movies Schwarzenegger have been doing lately I see no reason he could not come back and do this sequel.

But I guess it should not weird me out too much. It’s like Hard target 2, a great movie starting Scott Adkins who replace Jean Claude Van Damme.  Why? I mean Van Damme is still making movies he could have come back. Although, the plot for Hard Target 2 is a little different from the original.

Same situation here. This movie happens in Seattle, Washington vs. Portland, Oregon where the other movie happens. Lundgren is a FBI agent not a cop.  Schwarzenegger went undercover to find the bastard son of a criminal he is hunting. Lundgren is looking for a flash drive hidden in a kindergarten school.

One big update is Lundgren not only is a tough as nails law enforcer who has to deal with being worse than the criminals he has to do it in the millennial age, where parents are spending 50,000 dollars a year to turn their kids into hipsters.   It’s old school tactics on new age theories and new age is going to win simply because they are children. Lundgren does not stand a chance cause he can’t blow these kids away like he does all his other enemies.

Lundgren is not as entertaining as a Kindergarten Cop as  Schwarzenegger.    Don’t want to put the entire blame on Lundgren’s massive shoulders.  This movie is two by the numbers in their attempts to hit the marks on all the stereotypes of kids of the 21st century and how out of touch Lundgren is with the times ( As if just the fact that they are children is not enough).   It had a lot of good bits that could have been more funny and thoughtful but all of them went by too fast to really mean anything.

Plus they should have used Bill Bellamy a little more, after all, he’s on the poster too.